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A bot that answers every review about your restaurant fast, sharp and never boilerplate

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The reply everybody sees beats the fix nobody sees

97%

of diners read reviews before they pick a place

89%

also read what the business wrote BACK

Source: Adpass, roundup of consumer behavior research, 2026

A one-star review sitting there with nothing under it gets read by thousands of people, and every one of them lands on the same thought: “nobody’s minding the store, nobody cares, let’s eat somewhere else.”

So when a bad one comes in, you have to answer first — own it, sound like a person, say what you’re doing about it. Actually chasing down the problem the guest hit is step two.

Answerolog drops the review straight into your DMs with 3 ready replies, each in a different tone

Step 01

The bot finds your listing and learns how your place talks

You answer a couple of questions up front. That’s the whole setup.

Step 02

It watches the review sites and sends you the review plus 3 replies sharp enough to come from a very good copywriter

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Step 03

You copy it. You post it.

Yes, you post it yourself — the bot takes the busywork off your plate, not the responsibility.

Zero calories

burned on wordsmithing at 11pm after twelve hours on your feet

Easy to hand off

give the job to anyone on the team without lying awake wondering what they just posted

Three honest reasons this is worth paying for

1

One small, never-ending headache goes away: what to say back, and how to word it

2

The four best AI models in the world write for you, and you’re not paying for four subscriptions

Claude Sonnet 5
by Anthropic
Gemini 3.6 Flash
by Google
GPT 5.6
by OpenAI
Grok 4.5
by xAI
3

It’s tuned on an archive of 118,000 real restaurant reviews, not on somebody’s idea of what people write

Here’s everything the 2GIS AI will write for you

★★★★★

“Hi there! Thank you so much, feedback like this really makes our day!!! Hope to see you again 🤗”

fillerboilerplatesays nothingsame for every business
★★★★★

“Thank you for stopping by and for the great rating! We look forward to serving you again!”

fillerboilerplatesays nothingsame for every business
★★★★★
nothing
★★★★★
still nothing
★★★★★
you’re on your own
Nothing like sitting down after a double shift to come up with the replies your whole reputation rides on. Thanks, 2GIS — it’s not like we had anything else going on!

Here’s what Answerolog hands you instead

M
Megan R.
12 reviews
★★★★★

The quesabirria here is unreal, and the consommé actually tastes like something.

Glad we’re finally getting spots like this on this side of town instead of another chain.

July 3, 2026
Answerolog · friendly

The consommé is the part we fight over in the back too 🍜 Thanks for the shout — and for the bit about the neighborhood, that one landed. Come hang out any time, we’re not going anywhere.

T
Tyler B.
6 reviews
★★★★★

Not the same since the menu change.

The quesabirria barely has cheese in it now, it’s mostly sauce, and there’s less of that than there used to be.

July 24, 2026
Answerolog · creative

A quesabirria with no queso is, we admit, a branding problem. Your note about the filling since the menu change is written down and we’re on it this week. Text us at the number on our listing — we’d like to make this one right.

D
Danielle K.
3 reviews
★★★★★

Ten minutes past the time they quoted me

and then handed me a taco burnt on one side with raw onion instead of grilled.

July 27, 2026
Answerolog · formal

Danielle, thank you for writing this up, and you’re right on both counts: ten minutes over the quote is on us, and nothing should ever leave the window burnt. We’re pulling the ticket times to see what happened. Could you tell us the day and roughly the hour you came in? Our number is on the listing — call or text and we’ll square this with you directly.

Tuned on 118,000 real reviews

Open archive of location reviews500,000
The food-and-drink ones118,028

restaurants, cafés, coffee shops, bars, bakeries, fast food, delivery

The brutal ones, 1–2 stars11,749

every reply gets checked against these, so nothing we hand you picks a fight or promises what you can’t deliver

Claude
reads between the lines
GPT
all business
Gemini
the warmest one
Grok
comes in from an angle

Claude writes by default. Swap in any of the others whenever you feel like it — two taps in settings.

The view from above, even on the weeks you never leave the line

Answerolog
bot · online
WEEKLY DIGEST · JULY 14–21
Birria Bros, 4th & Alameda
23 reviews · 4.1 average (4.6 the week before)
7 reviews mention gristle in the beef

All seven in the last nine days. Before that, not one word about the meat in two months.

Reads like a bad batch, not the cooks. Worth asking what changed with the supplier at the start of the month.
4 about waits longer than quoted

All four on weekdays, between 6:30 and 8pm. Nobody says a word about speed on weekends.

Looks like how the evening shift is staffed, not how fast anyone cooks.
12 rave about the quesabirria

More than half of your good reviews are about that one thing.

Reviews are the market talking back at you. So once a week the bot reads all of them and hands you the short version: what’s breaking, when it breaks, and what people keep coming back for.

What you do about it is your call, always. But it never hurt anyone to hear what the market is saying.

★ the complaints that keep repeating
★ the days and hours they cluster on
★ what people rave about most
$8
per month, per location
★ Every new review from Google, 2GIS, Flamp and Yandex Maps in one place
★ Three ready replies for each one, three different tones
★ Your pick of AI: Claude, GPT, Gemini or Grok
★ A weekly digest of what keeps going wrong
★ Send a screenshot, skip the wait, get replies on the spot
★ No 2am buzzing: anything after eleven waits till morning
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Questions

What’s the catch?

There’s one, and it’s the only one. Reviews don’t land the second they’re posted: the review sites sit on their data and hand nobody an open API, so it takes one to six hours. For this job that’s fine — most places take a day or two to answer anything at all.

And even that has a way around it. Beat the bot to a review? Screenshot it straight into the chat. The bot reads the text off the image and gives you three replies on the spot, no waiting. That one won’t come around twice later, either — it recognizes the review by its text.

Do you need access to my business listing?

No — and not on any plan, ever. Name and address is all it takes: the bot finds the listing itself and shows it to you to confirm. We never ask for logins or passwords.

Who actually posts the reply?

You do. The bot writes it, you copy it with one tap and paste it on the site. Nothing ever goes out under your name without you.

What if none of the three sound right?

Rewrite as much of it as you want — it’s plain text, it’s yours. Or switch the AI in settings: Claude, GPT, Gemini and Grok have noticeably different handwriting under exactly the same rules.

I’ve got more than one location

Each one connects separately at $8: every location has its own listing and its own stream of reviews. In the bot they sit side by side in a list, and each gets its own weekly digest.

Can you get bad reviews taken down?

No. Only the site can pull a review, and only if it breaks their rules. What we do is help you answer — and the answer is what the next guest actually reads.

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